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- Good morning, welcome to Andy’s. I’m Clarissa, I’ll be your server today. Can I get you started on a drink?

- Yes, I’ll take an orange juice, please. Is that freshly squeezed?

- Every morning.

- Perfect. I’m ready to order. I have a couple questions though.

- Go right ahead.

- Can I have — actually, do you have any specials?

- No specials today, but we do have a new item on the menu, guava chiffon infused pancakes. It’s been very popular. Delicious.

- Hm, no thanks. Your chicken sandwich, is that organic?

- Yes, sir. GMO-free.

- Super. And were they grass-fed?

- Yes, sir.

- How about your Cobb salad? Does it have nuts?

- Yes, but we can prepare it without.

- Hm, I’m having a tough time deciding.

- I can come back in a bit if you would like.

- No, no, I’ll decide now.

- May I recommend the chicken pot pie? Made to order.

- Do you use the same chicken in that as well?

- Yes. Sir, I'll give you a few minutes. Let me know when you’re ready, there’s no rush.

- Yes, I’m sorry. Last question. How’s the Philly Cheesesteak?

- One of our signature items, sir.

- Does that come with fries?

- No.

- Ah, you know what, fuck it. I’ll just take a grilled cheese.